Kelowna Lost and Found

Some of us are sure lost alright. I hear Goldilocks has found a new motorcycle in case the real owner is looking for it. She repainted it and put a Lebanese flag on the gas tank. If anyone recognizes the bike and knows the real owner just call 1 900 Dale is a Bitch.

Speaking of Kelowna, what's happened to Downtown Cycle? Word is Goldilocks has opened a new bakery in Vancouver where all the boys from the Mickey Mouse club like to hang out. Haven't heard from Dale's Donkey lately though. Creeps.

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